I have taken over this blog
My name is Patrick. I am a border collie and Percy is an annoying puppy. Right after I survived a treacherous car ride which plays wacky with my equilibrium, this Percy … thing … wanted to lick me and play with me. I took her to the beach and lorded over her.

Percy thought she could escape me, but my sheep-herding heritage provides me with many clever ways to keep track of her.

Oh, The Horrors! The Horrors! What is the horrid substance so much like bathing?

I shall penetrate Percy’s tiny brain (in comparison to mine) and instruct her never to let water touch me again.

“I love everyone and everything.”
-P.






































